E: (very seriously) "Mom, I lost my attitude, I can't find it."
Makes me think that maybe when I tell him to change his attitude, he doesn't quite know what I'm talking about. Oh, how he can make me laugh! :)
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Thursday, July 1, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Do you see what I'm workin with?
Friday, April 9, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
.daily funnies.
We went to the doctor the other day for the kids well-child check-ups. We had talked about going to the doctor a lot before we went because I wanted the kids to know what to expect when we got there and so they were ready and excited to go. When we got there, we checked in and quickly got called by by the nurse to start with all the measuring, weighing, etc.
Nurse: Hi Elijah. Are you ready to see how tall you've gotten?
Elijah: Um, Savannah swallows her gum, but I don't. She's supposed to spit it out in the trash when she's done, but she swallows it EVERY TIME.
Nurse: What? Oh, ok. (she looks at me, I just smile and shrug and keep filling out my paperwork)...
In the mornings or while in the car we occasionally listen to the radio. Well, you know that catchy Lady Gaga song that's on the radio right now? Well, I think the "La-La, La-La-La-La" part get stuck in his head...
Elijah: "La-La, Ma, ma, ma-ma." (giggling)
Me: Laughing but in a little disbelief that he's singing Lady Gaga, even if its a little off. Definitely not my first choice for a 4 year old, but it is catchy...
Elijah: "Who makes you laugh, mommy?: (in a very impressed, who's your daddy? kinda voice)
Me: Oh, bubba, you do. You make mommy laugh all the time.
Nurse: Hi Elijah. Are you ready to see how tall you've gotten?
Elijah: Um, Savannah swallows her gum, but I don't. She's supposed to spit it out in the trash when she's done, but she swallows it EVERY TIME.
Nurse: What? Oh, ok. (she looks at me, I just smile and shrug and keep filling out my paperwork)...
In the mornings or while in the car we occasionally listen to the radio. Well, you know that catchy Lady Gaga song that's on the radio right now? Well, I think the "La-La, La-La-La-La" part get stuck in his head...
Elijah: "La-La, Ma, ma, ma-ma." (giggling)
Me: Laughing but in a little disbelief that he's singing Lady Gaga, even if its a little off. Definitely not my first choice for a 4 year old, but it is catchy...
Elijah: "Who makes you laugh, mommy?: (in a very impressed, who's your daddy? kinda voice)
Me: Oh, bubba, you do. You make mommy laugh all the time.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
.daily funnies.
A few weeks ago the kids and I went over to my parent's house for lunch and my dad was eating a sandwich with a lot of horseradish on it. It was a little too much and he said, "man, I'm dying here".
Later that day after nap, Elijah was eating his snack and came up to me and asked, "Why did Grandpa say he's dying?" He was so serious about it and so concerned. He obviously loves his grandpa a lot and was truly worried that he was dying. I had to explain it was just a figure of speech and grandpa wasn't actually dying...so cute.
Later that day after nap, Elijah was eating his snack and came up to me and asked, "Why did Grandpa say he's dying?" He was so serious about it and so concerned. He obviously loves his grandpa a lot and was truly worried that he was dying. I had to explain it was just a figure of speech and grandpa wasn't actually dying...so cute.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
.daily funnies.
E: Mom, do people read magazines when they poop for a long time?
Me: (trying not to completely lose it in a fit of laughter) Um, sometimes. (Then I lost it and couldn't help myself)...
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
.daily funnies.
Elijah: "Mina doesn't have a mommy."
Savannah: "Why? Why? Why?"
Elijah: (getting in her face) Stop saying that over and over and over
Savannah: "Why? Why? Why?"
Elijah: "Stop SAYING that over and over"
Savannah: "Why?, Why?, Why?"
Elijah: "STOP SAYING THAT OVER AND OVER"
Me: Ok guys, maybe its time to move away from each other...
Me: "Hey bud, you shouldn't wipe your face on your sleeve...that's kinda yucky."
Elijah: "Mom, my buggies are just really driving me crazy though."
Savannah: "Why? Why? Why?"
Elijah: (getting in her face) Stop saying that over and over and over
Savannah: "Why? Why? Why?"
Elijah: "Stop SAYING that over and over"
Savannah: "Why?, Why?, Why?"
Elijah: "STOP SAYING THAT OVER AND OVER"
Me: Ok guys, maybe its time to move away from each other...
Me: "Hey bud, you shouldn't wipe your face on your sleeve...that's kinda yucky."
Elijah: "Mom, my buggies are just really driving me crazy though."
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